Wednesday, June 16, 2010

So Many Extras

Get away from me, dirt lady! -John

We'll call you Gary the Cable Guy. -Ephraim

Ooh. Show me that action again. That was hot. -Micah

I only wear it because I believe in it. -Gary

You can get older, or you can die. That's it. Those are your options. -John

The two ladies in bonnets? -Phil
*snort* They're all in bonnets. -Shiloh

I'm like a lizard. Just sayin'. -Jordan

Todd, I think if you could treat them like cattle as much as possible, that would boost morale. -Phil

I think I have a cattle prod in my car. -Phil

I'm not sitting by anybody, so I can't get any. -Shiloh
Get any? -Felicia
Quotes. -Shiloh

Lauren, you carry the hoe. sings: Lauren has a hoe. -Jessica
That makes you a pimp Lauren. -Morgan

What kind of kettle do they cook kettle chips in? -Morgan
Not this kind of kettle (tea kettle). -Jessica
Yeah, cuz if they didn't it wouldn't steam, it would say, "Your chips are crispy!" -Morgan

I feel dirtier than all the other extras. -Felicia

I check myself out in everything I can. -Felicia

Where is my gay friend Steven? -Felicia

Can we go off campus for lunch? -Morgan

Ice cream is my specialty. -Amanda

This is who I sit by, all day, everyday. -Kristen

Don't lose that pencil! I haven't lost a pencil in a day and a half. That's a record for me. -Kristen

There are all sorts of pioneer-y people hanging around. -Spencer
I thought you were gonna say pioneer pimps. -Felicia
Can you even do that? -Spencer
Do what? Pimp a pioneer? -Felicia

Whoa. We have a boom operating extra. -Jessica

It's things like that make me feel perma-fried. -Todd

Todd, can you get all the single people on the crew to start meeting up on the weekends, maybe go on some dates? -Phil
Copy, that. I'll set some PA's on that right away. -Jordan
And remind them that they need to be taking better care of their skin. -Phil
Makeup will get on that. -Shiloh
Also, if you could remind all the girls on the crew that I'm married? I've had some awkward moments. -Phil
Damn. -Bree

Yeah, I can be gangster. Look at these pants bro. -Bree

It's how I show my love. If I haven't punched you, I don't love you. -JB

Bree, that guy with the beard, is that Jesus? -Tom

I want to hit you in the head with that. -Jordan Augustine
I think my head would explode. -Jordan Peterson

How much do you believe in horoscopes? -Phil
What's higher than 100%? -Tom
Zero. -Derek
That's how much I believe in horoscopes. -Tom

I remember being an infant. Not fun. -Derek

I wanna be a ninja when I grow up. -Jordan

Never underestimate the cold. -Todd

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