Day of the Deer

Hey Todd, try sending one of our carrier pigeons to talk to the lawn mower guy. -Phil
One what? -Todd
I was gonna say try a pigeon. Or maybe the paper airplane thing. -Phil

If lawns didn't grown, you wouldn't have to mow them. -

I go. I knock on the cabin door. It's very strange. -John Freeman

You've got the right to not do anything. -Tod Huntington
And then I'll shoot you. -Tom

It smells like DI in here. -Tod Huntington
That's because it is. -Asia

Ok, let's do this. Before the lawn mower from Hell returns. -Tom

Hey Bree, could you come check my wardrobe? I'm feeling a little self-conscious. I just think it could do a little more for my shape. -Phil
I don't think we can do anything about that. -Bree
Phil's busy asking Tom's opinion on his sexy body. -Babetta

Todd to Jo-ordan. Where are you? -Todd
I'm in the production office. But I'm in the crafty part. -Jordan

Would you like to sleep in a pile of shit? -Margot
The cows sure did. -John

Wait, where are you from? -Shiloh
I'm from Kansas. -Sophia
Oh. I don't know if we can be friends anymore. -Shiloh

We always let the pretty people run the set. -Jessica

What are you doing Shiloh? -
I'm taking pictures of people and their toastiness. -Shiloh
Toasty people. -Tara

Can I have a Dr. Pepper? -
Can I have a Coke while you're at it? -
Can I have a water? -
Can I have a beer? -Bree

This heater feels like the sun on my face-brain. -ToddThat was weird. Why did you do that? -Jordan
My brain is wobbly. -Todd

I thought that was a man-flea. -Todd

Are you calling me a soda . . . drinker? -Melanie

Hey Bree, can I get a big Audrey Hepburn hat to block the sun please? -Derek
Are you serious? -Bree
Yeah. I just want to wear it. -DerekHey Jessica, when picture's up, where is the friends circle gonna sit? -Phil

Well, I'm gonna leave you in charge of video village here . . . sandbag the ever livin' crap out of everything. -David
Hey Mel, Tombstone is flapping in the wind. -Phil

We forgot to turn on the missile launcher. -Bryan
No, it's on. We're out of missiles. -Phil
Guys, we don't actually have any missiles. No missiles on set. -James

Wipe away my ghetto fingerprints. Ghetto fingers. Ghetto hands. -Melanie

Is that a child? -Melanie
Also, if the deer could join us, that would be great. -Phil
No, don't sign them. We don't have the budget. They're union. -Bill
No, they're stag. -Phil

Don't forget I have a megaphone. -Phil

I'll climb the tree. Actually, no I won't. I'm in no mood for climbing trees. -Bree

You don't know how euphoric that . . . that sound . . that is so beautiful. -Bree

Dinner. My favorite part of the day. -Bree

I got so close to them! I wish I had a gun. -Shiloh

The bandana hides so much. You have no idea. -Shiloh

What if one of them started eating the tombstones? That would make my day. -Bree

Shiloh to camera please. I need your bandana. -Phil

Oh look. An expensive camera. -Bree

Cut! Let's go pee. -Tom
I'm glad we caught up. Because earlier in the day, it was stressful. Made my mind want to blow up. -Todd

I'm being a mom. -Phil

Won't you give me a sec? No one ever gives me a sec. -Byron
Nope. No secs for you. -Phil

He doesn't have to fully gobble, but the faster the better. -Phil

What? I went pee for 118 seconds, grabbed some dinner and talked to Margie. Where's the problem? -Tom

Good job holding the tin cup. -Todd
Actually Todd, it's copper. Way to fail. -Shiloh

Hey! Vegetarian! I called you. -MarSchelle

Oh, what a messed up day. -Todd