Best Sound Day Ever

It's so old that it's not even there anymore! -Kai

Love that backin' up beep. It is my best friend on this shoot. -Tom

Yoinkers. . .and yoinky-doink. -Ephraim

Standby for wrappage. -Amanda
Rapid wrappage. -Tom

Derek, don't talk to me! -Tom

This is when the women in the audience go, "He's not all that bad." -John
This is the chick flick moment of the movie. -Tom

(singing) I love shooting on location, it's my favorite thing on earth. -Tom

Teeny-tiny mini micro shorts. Kickin' high. -Robyn
Kickin' high. Who's the target market for this stuff? -Tom

The sound gods are not strong with us today. We must have offended them. -Bryan
We must offer them a sacrifice. -Brandon
Yes. The 1st or 2nd AD. -Bryan

This is the day of amazing sounds. -Tom
It's actually a national holiday. -Jordan
You would think it would be a Saturday or something. It's just a phenomenal sound day. -Tom

Pigeon toes! -Jordan

You're fine Mr. Anal-Retentive. Let's go. -Tom

We said if you ever got unhappy, we'd call you negative Phil. -Tom

All I wanna do is spend time with you forever. Like, a million hours a day. -Jennie to Babetta

Derek, you're a good dancer. -Tom

Wait, go to channel . . . different. -A. Todd

I wanna horse and long lowing locks of love. -Jordan

There's a difference. Sweater, hoodie, jacket. -Kristen
Jumper, jumper . . . cardigan. -Bree

Silence is golden, like the sun. Golden-brown and textured like the sun. -Derek

I have little Asian toes. -Sophia
I didn't know that was a thing. -Mary
They look like a cow's. -Sophia
Cows have hoofs. -Felicia
*pause* Exactly. -Sophia

One of the actors pooped. Back to one. -Tom

Rehearsal's up! -Phil
Cue bullet bike. -Tom

Hobbs, we love the way you move. -Tom

I can't put my headphones on, I have a sandwich in my had. AAHHH!!! -Tom

How do you spell sandwich? -Brandon
Aah! No, no 't'! -Kristen

These sandbags are so effective. -Kristen

Oh look. The horse is loose again. -Shiloh

I'm a chicken model. I just work those chicken talents. -Jessica

Why are you following me with that? I walked away from you on purpose. -Melanie

We eat friends. That's what we do to them. -Melanie

Probably the best thing to do on set is stand here with a naked chicken and watch people walk up to me and go "eww." -Jessica

Several people have given me a talking to. It's the combined peer pressure. -Jennie

Latex gloves. Actually, they were made from calf membranes. -John
Udders on both hands. -Tom

We're not having chicken for lunch, are we? -John

For Robbing the Dead McNuggets. -Bill

I will glow, attracting attention to me. -John
You already do bro. -Tom

Closeup? Am I on camera? -John

Here's a man who can get a set quiet. -Tom

This is my plucking position. -John

I can, I will, I'm gonna, I'm doin' it. -Tom

Please reload the buckets with the feathers and the membranes. -Phil

Did you know that today is National Dance Like a Chicken Day? -Bill
You lie. It lies. Everyone lies. -Tom

You don't have to care about Blanche, but don't hurt my feelings. -Jessica

Is the chicken wrapped? -Jessica
Is this a picture wrap for . . . . -John
For Blanche? -Jessica

It helps if you're slightly insane. -Bill

That David Thorpe's kinda handsome on film too ya know. -Tom

That is so disturbing to me. Carrying a mutilated corpse around. -

Could somebody go over and kill the person talking on the loudspeaker? -Tom

Blanche does the best chicken dance out of anyone. -Jessica

Hey Jessica. Make the chicken talk. -Phil

Stick 'em up! We're here on a soda raid. -Kristen

You're a tease and a murderer. -Rachel
Nobody's perfect. -Shiloh

It's stuck in people's hands. Their head-brains are exploding. -A. Todd

This is a sweet hug. This is a kindly sweet hug. Nothin' wrong with a little man love. -Tom
Would you like some sir? -Gary
. . . Sure. -Tom

We're ready for Heath's horse - Jango Fett, or whatever his name is. -Phil

I'm going to build a city, and leading up to that city will be Badger Ridge. -Tom

Them badgers'll bite ya. -Tom

Emphasis on the 'BIG' for the white chocolate mocha. -A. Todd

My personal favorite is peanut butter and onion sandwich. -Grant
How do you eat that? -Jordan
With my mouth. -Grant

That's vintage Tom. -Bill

all to A. Todd
I will hit you in the throat. -Tom
I will sock you in the neck. -Bill
I will shove a needle in your eye. -Tom

You made a really cute baby. -Tom
They come great from Russia. -Micah

Shiloh fell off herself! -Melanie

It's raining! It's the kind you can't feel, but you can see. -Robyn

My only caution is, if I don't like a certain take, I will splash my Dr. Pepper all over the monitor. And then I'll kick it. -Tom

You wanna give me a perm? It would be awesome - I would have a fro for the rest of the shoot. -A. Todd

I've given out tons of candy and gotten hardly any trash. Quit lying to me. -Stephen

We need you to hold very still because you're in between the sun and . . . -Phil
The moon. -Tom
And my heart. -Phil

Where's Todd. Oh, he's eating. -Tom

All the whoo became crack. -Jessica

We'll just float, and everyone will see everything. -Kristen

Gary would probably wear nail polish. -Melanie
Darn straight. -Gary

Kentucky fried chicken, try Kentucky fried vegetables. -Kristen

*lisp* It is just my experience with S&M. Shh that's how I knew how to shackle Jean Baptiste. -Tom, playing with the horsewhip

Your cricket is like, on testosterone. -Tom

Derek, you're frightening the children. -Tom
No, she came to me, she wanted to. Oh. She's smiling! Can I keep her? -Derek

I thought you were a man! -Babetta

Who in their right mind likes this weather? -Kristen
Shiloh. -Amanda
Yes, but I'm not in my right mind. -Shiloh

Mormons are so cute. -Robyn
You should see us when we get together with the Amish. -Tom

We used to steal Christmas trees. -Robyn

Places please. -Phil
For real? -John

What do you want with my brain? -Phil

If by funny you mean frightening, then yes. -Felicia

I love martinis. -Felicia

John's finally going mad. -Tom

We have to fix her bangs and his hair . . . well, both their bangs. -Shiloh