Fin

Well, folks, it's been a long story, but this is it. I wish I had something deep and profound to say, but my oh-so-sparkling wit has deserted me at the moment.

I will however, do a little shameless plugging for the sister blog to this one. It's called Writing Sounds, and can be found at http://quotesonset.blogspot.com/ . Basically the same thing, only it has quotes from all the other projects I work on instead of being exclusively devoted to one show. I do hope you'll enjoy it as much as you have R?N.A!

I can't believe it's been almost two years since my work on FRTD began, almost a year and a half since it ended. Sometimes it seems like it was only last week, while at others it seems like it was an eternity ago that I got to work with some of the best people in our field that I will ever have the privilege to. There is not a project I work on that doesn't make me think of FRTD in some way, and I know it will always be an influence on my career. I cannot thank them enough for having the faith in me to take charge of my part in this movie, and I hope the memories that these quotes inspire will go a small part of the way to repay them for everything they've done for me. Them? They? You know who you are.

So now my friends, I bid you adieu. May you find success in your endeavors, fulfillment in your work, happiness in your life, and laughter when you least expect it. Never stop reaching, never stop dreaming, and never stop surprising yourself. Remember,

You’re only as good as the last thing you do. –Tom Lefler

Premiere

We’re over at Melanie’s, having mojitos. –Morgan

I love margarita flavored things. –Jenny

Do what your husband does. Because, you know, you’re domestic now. –Mel

I blink, and she’s married. –Bree

My relationship is with my craft. –Bree

Why are we all single? We’re hot! -Felicia

This was way in October. I remember, you don’t. –Sophia

You think I would lie to you? -Todd

Are those ladies glasses? -Tom

Yes. –Gary

It’s ok. I wore a ladies hat for the whole production. –Tom

Remember when we fought that time? When I was folding laundry? -Mel

I think you were dreaming. –Felicia

If that’s someone from my ward, the machete is coming out from under my bed, and someone is getting chopped. –MarSchelle

I hate babies, children, and women. And carnies. –Micah

I didn’t say that. –Micah

I hate fetuses. –Micah

No, I said I have a fetus. –Micah

Which isn’t much better. –Gary

Germs just kinda go everywhere. –Jordan A.

I’m gonna order coffee. With alcohol. Then pass it off as hot chocolate. –Chris

Shiloh got to him with her makeup brush. –Kristen

I don’t want to talk about it. –Derek

We didn’t want you to have to see that. It’s a bit arousing. –Derek

Someone ordered 12 slurpees, paid for them, and then didn’t pick them up. I don’t know if they were in the bathroom, in labor, or something . . . –Chris

Australians are weird. –Jordan A.

Americans are weird. –Kelsey

I know. We’re kinda gross, too. –Jordan A.

Women in Film Club. –Babetta

You’re not invited. –Kristen

I used to go to that. –Jordan A.

Every man wants to get the crap beat out of him, and just take it. –Micah

How’s your baby? -Derek

Still in the oven. –Micah

Look at this golden tomb of quotes. –Gary

Actually, it’s blue. -Shiloh

I kinda miss being around weird people. -Felicia

Miscellaneous

On the days when I couldn't find my quote book, things would get written down on whatever scraps of paper were available. These are those quotes. The ones I could find, anyway.

You’re a stuffer. –Gary

I can’t believe you just said that. –Micah

If you eat baked potatoes like you eat Oreos, you’ll be fine. –Stephen

Believe it or not, the first potatoes you guys ate were cooked 2 days ago. –Stephen

No way. –Micah

You piece of crap! -Gary

Did you get burned because the sunblock was anti-AD? -Tess

The musical number wasn’t necessary, Jordan. –Bree

Another day, no dollar. –Tess

All my gay friends from Disney are gay. –Rachel

Oh, look. –Bree, pointing to binder on hood

*riotous laughter*

Shut up. –Courtney, getting out of car to retrieve binder

I can do it. I’m not retarded just because I’m wardrobe. –Bree

Did you have roos? -Stephen

What? -Bree

Roos. Like, kangaroos. You call them that, don’t you? -Stephen

Yeah, but you don’t. –Bree

I love every Australian inch of your personality. –

What size is Mr. Thomas’ thing? -Phil

Please don’t ask. –Courtney

I broke up with Fenton today. –Felicia

Maybe we should get you one of those things Madonna wears at concerts. –Courtney

Madonna wears a lot of things at concerts. But I’m glad you said that. –Phil

Somebody’s allergic to wheat. And lettuce. So she’ll just have to eat lettuce. –Asia

You can’t stand in the circle of specialness anymore. –Tom

I don’t look tired, and I smell good. I must be fine. –Bree

What would you do if I said no? -

I would probably cry a little. –

He served in Japan! -

You’re not weird though. –

Tom just did a meatball chubby bunny! -

Margie Kidder loves me! -

My face got stale. –Todd or Jordan A.

Don’t worry. Take it personally. –Jenny

My handsh are sho shtrong! I can make them do whatever I want. –Jessica

I found some cool rocks yesterday. One looked like an egg. -Courtney

They already have a bruised past. -Phil

How am I ever going to get to touch her again? -John

Come with me Jean. It's scary. -Margot

Wrap Party

I have so many things in my pockets. You know, you’re not really supposed to put stuff in these things. –Bill

There’s this thing called a mall. –Bree

What’s a . . . mawl? -Stephen (trying to imitate Bree’s accent)

You’ve all eaten, so it’s pretty much the way you’ve done it in the past. –Mark

We love you all very much, and if we talk about it too much, we become old people and get emotional. –Tom

Look at the ring. It’s legit! -David

He needs to be pinched. –MarSchelle

If only people were getting drunk, this would be so much easier. –Mel

You should have thought about that before you lied to us. –David

But it was so funny. -Spencer

I was just concerned Mormons were gonna steal my money, so I grabbed my purse. –Mel

I’m not even sure what I’m talking about, let alone what you’re saying. –JB

I wanna hear David Stevens talk all American-y. –Stephen

Wait, is he here? -Sophia

Yeah, he’s right over there. –Shiloh/Asia

Whoa. He’s all punked out. –Stephen

I was migrating. Not to be confused with penguining. –Brandon

Consider yourself air-slapped. Aww, that’s an air tear. –Brandon

Shh! -Tom

Did he just shush us? -JB

I’m married, I’m not dead. –Amanda

I feel like that all the time. Except I am dead. –Wyatt

Ugh. Married people. And their families! -Mel

Cuz I’m the Sugar Momma. –Jordan A.

She really is. –Wyatt

I really am. –Jordan A.

What the heck is that man-smell? -Todd

I’m on pounding terms with Bill Nelson. –Todd

I’m on smelling terms with A. Todd Smith. –Felicia

You may never discover that man-smell. –Todd

It’s like Cinderella. –Lauren

After that, a lot of the things I’ve said seem really tame. –Sam

Not when you told me to take my shirt off. –Felicia

When I stand like this, does it make me look like a hick? -Gary

No, it makes you look like a prick. –Will

Will Nelson, please report to the front gate. –Bill

What the wolf? -Jordan P.

Whoo! I was feeling free! -Felicia

I came in on the wrong part of that conversation. –Sarah

Who have I got left to smell? -Felicia

Can he please use the word bequeath? -Felicia

Is my brother Dave in this movie? -Nathan

We’re using footage that’s not been color corrected . . . it’s not fit for human consumption, really. –Bill