Hey Slackjaw!

That's a heater there. -Jon Gries

He's too fast! -John
He's a fast dude. -Tom

You spawned evil! -Tom

I've got brown lung. -Jon

Jen-Jen, I'm worried this is gonna hurt you. -Jessica
I'm invincible, remember? -Jennie

Mormons aren't that cultish. -Jennie

I'm like, drunk on insomnia. -LeGrand

I don't know how much longer I can stand looking at you girls. -Megan

I got you in the face! -John

Fuh! That's a snake! -Leslie
Don't throw branches at it! -Tom Leffler
I think it's dead. -Leslie

Fire is up. Chicken's in the hole. -Phil

Poor Jessica, having to hold the chicken. -Shiloh
Poor us, having to look at the chicken. -Sam

Herbert Q. Featherstone. But we call him Herby for short. -Jessica

It's a party at the MPS. Per usual. -Jennie

Herby's starting to stink, guys. -Jessica
We've named him? -Sam

Herbert, Egbert, and Blanche. Or Roxanne. I just want it to have an 1800's kind of sound. We could call it Meade. -Jessica

Playing cowboys is hard work. -Jon

Herby's dying. -Jessica
Dying? He's already dead. -Shiloh
Don't say that! -Jessica

Don't get any of that chicken schmutz on my hat. -Jon

I would have punched you so hard you would have been castrated. -Derek

I'm like a horse. I hear people behind me, and I get skittish, and I don't want to run into them . . . -Derek

There are so many words flying around here. -Phil

Can you just pour all that olive juice in my mouth? -Phil

Look how far I can stick it in! -Brandon
It would be more impressive if it weren't wet. -Steven

We're burning clouds people. -Ephraim

Melweena is a good name for it. -Jessica

You got me good with the chicken that time. -Jon

He rules with a cotton puff fist. -Derek, about Phil

Melweena's had an accident. -Tamsen
She may have. -Jessica

I just wanna be warm. -Mary

I'm a trashy, trashy girl. -Felicia

Ahh, the cake's gone! Mm, love that cake. -Tom
You must acquire a Wyatt to go to the FSSS. -Jessica

Hello Shiloh, and my new friend Steven. You shall shield me from the rocks being pelted at my tooshie. -Felicia

Melanie, did you name the spider last night, or did I dream that? -Felicia
Harold. -Melanie
Harold! All I could think of was Hubert. Can we name something Hubert? -Felicia
How about the blender? -Melanie
My magic bullet. My magic bullet's name is now Hubert. -Felicia

I don't have enough shirts that I want to wear on set. -Derek

I sleep and drive. -Bryan

You wouldn't understand, Derek. It's about science. -David
It's not about science, it's about sewing. -Derek

My camera's being dumb. -Kristen
Take the dumb chip out of it. -Bryan

Standby for thinking. -Todd

Say something hot. -David
Who wants a body massage? -Chris

I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning. -Jon

This is a precious moment. -Steven
You're right Jon. We've got ones and zeroes out the wazoo. -Tom

Where'd my facehole go? -Jon

Whip him like you own him. -Don
No, whip him like I borrowed him. -John

What did you think of sister missionaries? -Spencer
They got hotter as their mission went on. -Ephraim

My brain is hardened sugar. -Jordan

C'mon script writer. You can change that. -John

Ah, damn. -Shiloh

You're related to Phil? I want to be related to Phil. Phil is a god in my eyes. -Steven

I hate it when people sue everybody. -Asia

Bill, I will hammer you like a borrowed mule. -Tom

That's the haircut office. -Random Passing Boy

I'm such a little slut. -Felicia

It sounds like a caravan of wagons to me. -Bryan
They're about to crash. -Tom
It's the Wright Brothers, passing by. -Kristen

LeGrand's a handsome man. -Tom