Saturday, June 12, 2010

Scene Shop for a Sound Stage

Cambodia's not near Mexico. -James

I'm not gonna sign something without a signature. I mean, a walkie. -Will

I'm gonna look like a pig, walking back with all this food. -Erica
No, you just stuff it in your pockets. -Shiloh
And in your bra. -Tong

I like the word 'waftafaloosha'. -Melanie

It's the beard. It's more official. -Melanie
Maybe he needs some war paint. -Felicia

What makes a regular person look like they're from Jesus times? Their teeth? -Jessica

The weird thing is, I know their makeup artist. -Shiloh
That girl? -Lauren
No. He's a guy. -Shiloh

It's a true story. I was there. -Jessica

Although my physical being was unconscious, my spirit soared. -Melanie

I'm sorry I'm crushing your leg. -Melanie
I'm sure you're crushing it like a rock. -Jennie

Jennie is an overachiever, and won't let anyone else play with the toys. -Melanie

It takes the whole art department to put in branches? -Jessica

I feel so educated right now. -Kristen

No movement, no walking. -Todd
No sniffing your nose. -Bryan
Don't think. -Phil
Don't even breathe. -Todd

He has the most beautiful voice in history. -Tom

Well, we have a hailstorm. -Tom

These pants are too tight. I can't pull it out. -Bryan

Who just touched my bum? Oh, it was Jennie. -Felicia
Actually, it wasn't me. Surprisingly enough. -Jennie

What are you talking about? -Shiloh
She seduced someone who may or may not be her mother. -Felicia
Not true! -Melanie

It's cuz I'm always off doing important animal and vehicle things. And trees. Trees are an animal, I think. -Felicia

You should marry him. -Melanie

I kinda want to go hang out with Katie some more, because she feeds me. -Felicia

He's me and Shiloh's gay friend. -Felicia
Can I get out of this friendship? I mean, can I un-friend you? -Steven

Are you sick and demented in the brain? -Brandon

You had internal tears of joy. -Brandon

Quarter Syrian, what is that? That's 25%. That's a failing grade. -Tom

You got a haircut. -Katie
You're one of the ruder people I know. -James

No carb left behind. -Carrie

These are as good as kissing! -Phil on strawberries

I'm getting changed, then I'm going to the bar. -Mr. Corbin

Do you want your chair back? -Bryan
I actually kind of like sitting on an apple box. -Kristen

I brainwashed them. -Jessica

It's as true as doctrine. -Bryce

What rating are you going for? -Kristen
X. -Tom

Yeah, that'll work. -Derek
Your mom'll work. -David

Are you allergic to yawning? -Bryce
No. Yes, I believe yawning is contagious, it's infectious, but no, I'm not allergic to it. I don't sneeze when people yawn. -Shiloh

Relax in your shackles. -Tom

Oh, the life of a stand-in. -Bryce

By the end of it, I was script supervising. Look what you've done to me. -Kristen to Bryce

Let's wrap this burrito. -Bryce

Those were all attached, but they weren't. They were separate ideas. -Jessica

That sound means you're hitting something bad. -Tom

Cambodia is now England. -Tom

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