1st Day with Margot

What kind of women are you? Do you want a Canadian to show you how to start a fire? -Margot Kidder

Don't look! Dead chicken! -Kristen

We don't do anything except eat . . . and bond. -Lauren

Standby for cloud . . . cloudy with a chance of movie making. -Phil

Did you chop its head off? -Lauren
Yeah. I used scissors. -Tamsen

When did they invent flipping the bird? -John Freeman
You can flip that bird. -Tom
That's where it came from. -John

What could cover that traffic noise? -Tom
A bubbling creek? Cows? -Derek
Chickens? -John
Rats? -David

Especially with Tom's scripts. He thinks his jokes are funny, so he laughs a lot. I bet Mr. Dungbeetle was probably the hardest thing he's done. -Jessica

Phil for Sophia. Let me know what you hear about the chainsaw people. -Phil

Picture's up! Picture's down. Too much sun. -Phil

My ears are very fleshy. -Jennie

She stood up and my walkie talkie ripped hers off her pants. -Jessica

So, Pueblo's name. It doesn't seem American. -Sophia
What's an American name, anyway? Blue Cloud? -Jessica

Just joking. I'm not interested. -Sophia

The delivery was just beautiful. -Jessica

You look like you have three hands. -Sophia

What happened to your unibomber outfit? -Shiloh

Hey Bree, can I get the Old Spice deodorant? I'm kinda stinky after all these steady-cam shots. -Derek
Let's just go shirt off. Shirt off mate. -Bree
No, don't! Don't listen to the girl. -Tom

You're gonna eat that? It's been on chicken ice. -Tara
I don't care, it's in its own container. -Jessica
Yeah, if I croak you'll know to be worried then. -Tamsen
Yeah, I mean, Tamsen's been intimate with the chicken. -Jessica

Why am I so dirty all the time? -John

We figured out why you never have to pee. You never drink. -Margot

I'm goin' to In'n'Out Burger. We don't have 'em up where I'm from. -John

I hate Sudafed. It makes me crazy. -Amanda

Can you please yell quiet as loud as you can? -Phil

Who are you? -Megan to A. Todd
That's what I was asking earlier. When we were dancing. -Jordan

Cue the police department. -Bill

Man, we are in tall cotton now. -Bill

What are you doing? You're not supposed to touch anything! -Bill
This is a mark to protect me, not hurt me! -Tom

I can pay for a chainsaw, but don't make me buy an airplane. -Bill

That's nice. Right there, that looks swell. -Bryan
Tom's hiney, that's what he's talking about. -Bill

He's a real camera man. I can tell. -Margot