'Nother Day On The Hill

Did you see the new steadicam? It's sick. It's like Spiderman. -Phil

We're having an AD conversation here. -Phil
You're having it loud enough for me to hear. -Bree

It's called Gandylandia. -James

The best part about Gandylandia is that it's spelled Gandy_pants. Don't ask me how the pronunciation works. -James

You guys! You can't put a hat on the bed! That's like, the worst luck in all cowboy-dom. -John

Does your camera have smell-o-vision? -JB

Todd, I want to hire you as a hitman. Let's talk in a dark alley sometime. -Asia

Are you sure I wasn't shirtless? -John
You and Derek Pueblo, dude. -Tom

What's in the box, Bryan? -Kristen
Wouldn't you like to know. -Bryan

I like the word 'slave'. A lot. -Spencer

When did you convert to Craft? -Spencer
I didn't. -Bree

This roll tastes like cow. -Melanie

Is that supposed to fall? -John

*hiccup* -Bree
Bree, we're rolling. Please. -Bill

Here is your motivation. Gravity is keeping it on the ground. You use your force to pick it up and walk over thinking, "What a great actor am I." -JB
Won't that take me out of the moment? -John
Don't worry about the moment, worry about the cup. -JB

No one said a blessing on my stew. -JB
Keep your mouth open, and we'll bless it in retrospect. -Melanie

I almost yelled "Cut" in the middle of your prayer. -Tom
'Cuz I stuttered? -Melanie
Because of the plane. -Tom

I love you girls from the bottom of my little heart-y. -Jordan
It's small, but it's hearty. -Phil

I have realized, I need four hands. With arms attached. -Shiloh

It's not the fear of peril, it's just that they're gross. -Melanie

I didn't really realize I was a picky eater until I realized I was a picky eater. -Melanie

Attention everyone. Your mom just called and said to put on more sunscreen. -Phil

We're ready to shoot - here comes the air force. -Bill

There are certain pop references I only address to Tom. -John

I''m like an infant. I can't take care of myself. -Derek

I think it's Shiloh's fault. -Derek
I heard my name. -Shiloh
Apparently, that sunburn mark is your fault. -Tom
Hell no, it's not. -Shiloh

Ok Todd, we're back in action. Also. . .you blow my mind. -Phil

Do you have Roos where you come from? -Steven
Do I have what? -Bree
Roos, you call them Roos. -Steven
Yeah, I do, but you don't. -Bree

Can we cut any of that? -Todd
Got any missiles? -Bryan

I'm pretty much deaf. I'm like, in my eighties. I can't hear, I can't see, I can't walk. I'm incontinent. I'm wetting myself right now. -Tom

Please grow up on the radios. -Phil

I'd trade you butts, but I don't think it's a surgical possibility. Then you'd never feel the ground. -Tom

Which is a bird, which is a plane? And which is Superman? -Tom

Hold for missile raid. -Bryan

Jerky stays forever. As long as there's not grass on it. -Tom

Is this a good look for me? -John
There's a tear in one of your butt cheeks, but. . . -Tom
It's as good as it's gonna get. -Bree

I was worried if those birds were sabotaging the lines. -Derek

I can't believe I didn't tell them what to do at the end of the scene! -Tom

Is there really still candy over here? -Phil

You wrote the line. -Derek
I know I did. -Tom

Can you please call me Sparkles from now on? -Melanie

You're like a disco jaguar. Very techno. I'm just gonna call you Disco Jaguar from now on. DJ for short. -David

Can you hear these mosquitoes right here? Oh, and maybe the plane. -Phil

Just think Poker Face. -Bree
I will just think about John's acting. -JB

Ok, rolling for real. -Phil

Oh my mosquito-age! That's so creepy! -Bryan

Is the ATV guy going home sad now? -Phil
It looks like it. -Wyatt
He might be crying. He's sticking a tissue in his helmet right now. -Phil

Also, tell him he has the loudest ATV ever, so you may want to look in on that. -Phil

Stop typing with a pen! -Derek

Usually quiet means you don't speak. -JB

Do you want to put your blood on that one? -Bryan

Hey John, can you just say your words, and then we'll go home. -JB

I get here, and I read Vogue. -Bree

Your clothes get twice as dirty and you can only do laundry half as often. -Bree

Too much bluffin' with your muffin. -Bree

Did you see what my brain just wrote? -Todd

Windy Hill

Eww, I touched it! -Amanda
Don't touch it! It's gooey. -Shiloh
That's what she said. -JB

What it is made for and what it is good for can be two different things. -JB

Lights. -JB
Camera. -Nathan
Action. -Shiloh
Lots and lots of action. -JB

Nathan, do you have to pee again? -Amanda
No. . .oh. Yes. Yes I do. -Nathan

I've got some bloody paper towels here. Are they yours? -Steven
I honestly don't know, but you're good to go ahead and chuck them. -Shiloh
How would I go about doing that? I don't have a DNA lab or anything nearby to take them to. -Steven
I said chuck them, dear boy, not check them. Throw them away. -Shiloh
Oh. -Steven

We've got a bogey coming into base camp.

My whose is what? -JB

Two I's make a we. In Texas. -JB
Anywhere. -Amanda

Would you like to be alone with your stench? -Amanda

Jordan, quick! I need some grapes and a palm frond. -JB
I don't even know what the 2nd thing you said is. -Jordan

It's time for you to go to your mark. -Phil
Not until I get my grapes and my palm frond. -JB

Do you see Todd running down the hill like he's in an Enya music video? -Phil

I can't take my eyes off your crotch.
It's like the words on the butts of girls pants. You just can't look away.

It's my bucket. You can't have it. -Tom

Brandon Sanderson's so hot right now. So hot. -Joey

How 'bout the next thing you guys do is roll down the hill. -Carrie
We'll get wet, then roll down the hill. -Ephraim

This is gonna be my water bush. -Ben

Do you want me to do some pole-dancing? -Gary

NO! -David
Do you know how that makes me feel? -Bryan
NO! -David

Just to clarify, the small boat is the big boat. -Felicia

I feel like Pocahontas. -Bree

Guys, I don't actually like wearing girls' clothes. -David

How do you know this? -JB
I just know things. -Carrie

That's what cows do all day. They're just video game addicts, except with their stomachs. -Brandon

The universe just makes a little more sense now. -Bree

By unload the shack, I mean unload the handcart-thingy. -Todd

Oh no. That was the T-Rex. -Phil

Is my voice really windy right now? -Phil