Wrap Party

I have so many things in my pockets. You know, you’re not really supposed to put stuff in these things. –Bill

There’s this thing called a mall. –Bree

What’s a . . . mawl? -Stephen (trying to imitate Bree’s accent)

You’ve all eaten, so it’s pretty much the way you’ve done it in the past. –Mark

We love you all very much, and if we talk about it too much, we become old people and get emotional. –Tom

Look at the ring. It’s legit! -David

He needs to be pinched. –MarSchelle

If only people were getting drunk, this would be so much easier. –Mel

You should have thought about that before you lied to us. –David

But it was so funny. -Spencer

I was just concerned Mormons were gonna steal my money, so I grabbed my purse. –Mel

I’m not even sure what I’m talking about, let alone what you’re saying. –JB

I wanna hear David Stevens talk all American-y. –Stephen

Wait, is he here? -Sophia

Yeah, he’s right over there. –Shiloh/Asia

Whoa. He’s all punked out. –Stephen

I was migrating. Not to be confused with penguining. –Brandon

Consider yourself air-slapped. Aww, that’s an air tear. –Brandon

Shh! -Tom

Did he just shush us? -JB

I’m married, I’m not dead. –Amanda

I feel like that all the time. Except I am dead. –Wyatt

Ugh. Married people. And their families! -Mel

Cuz I’m the Sugar Momma. –Jordan A.

She really is. –Wyatt

I really am. –Jordan A.

What the heck is that man-smell? -Todd

I’m on pounding terms with Bill Nelson. –Todd

I’m on smelling terms with A. Todd Smith. –Felicia

You may never discover that man-smell. –Todd

It’s like Cinderella. –Lauren

After that, a lot of the things I’ve said seem really tame. –Sam

Not when you told me to take my shirt off. –Felicia

When I stand like this, does it make me look like a hick? -Gary

No, it makes you look like a prick. –Will

Will Nelson, please report to the front gate. –Bill

What the wolf? -Jordan P.

Whoo! I was feeling free! -Felicia

I came in on the wrong part of that conversation. –Sarah

Who have I got left to smell? -Felicia

Can he please use the word bequeath? -Felicia

Is my brother Dave in this movie? -Nathan

We’re using footage that’s not been color corrected . . . it’s not fit for human consumption, really. –Bill