Premiere

We’re over at Melanie’s, having mojitos. –Morgan

I love margarita flavored things. –Jenny

Do what your husband does. Because, you know, you’re domestic now. –Mel

I blink, and she’s married. –Bree

My relationship is with my craft. –Bree

Why are we all single? We’re hot! -Felicia

This was way in October. I remember, you don’t. –Sophia

You think I would lie to you? -Todd

Are those ladies glasses? -Tom

Yes. –Gary

It’s ok. I wore a ladies hat for the whole production. –Tom

Remember when we fought that time? When I was folding laundry? -Mel

I think you were dreaming. –Felicia

If that’s someone from my ward, the machete is coming out from under my bed, and someone is getting chopped. –MarSchelle

I hate babies, children, and women. And carnies. –Micah

I didn’t say that. –Micah

I hate fetuses. –Micah

No, I said I have a fetus. –Micah

Which isn’t much better. –Gary

Germs just kinda go everywhere. –Jordan A.

I’m gonna order coffee. With alcohol. Then pass it off as hot chocolate. –Chris

Shiloh got to him with her makeup brush. –Kristen

I don’t want to talk about it. –Derek

We didn’t want you to have to see that. It’s a bit arousing. –Derek

Someone ordered 12 slurpees, paid for them, and then didn’t pick them up. I don’t know if they were in the bathroom, in labor, or something . . . –Chris

Australians are weird. –Jordan A.

Americans are weird. –Kelsey

I know. We’re kinda gross, too. –Jordan A.

Women in Film Club. –Babetta

You’re not invited. –Kristen

I used to go to that. –Jordan A.

Every man wants to get the crap beat out of him, and just take it. –Micah

How’s your baby? -Derek

Still in the oven. –Micah

Look at this golden tomb of quotes. –Gary

Actually, it’s blue. -Shiloh

I kinda miss being around weird people. -Felicia