Todd's Birthday

I don’t know if he’s just going to whack me. –JB

Everyone’s just been peeing where they stand anyway. –Phil

If anyone has peed where you’ve been standing, please leave the set. –Tom

Tom knows the shot he wants, then he gets it done. Then Derek talks him into 3 more. –John

Micah, you will never work in the costume industry of this business. –Bree

I’m ok with that. –Micah

What’s for? -Gary

It makes you all . . . glycer-y. –Bree

I’m just a klutz. I like the camera too, and I’ve almost taken it out 3 times. –Spencer

*singing* Somebody thinks they’re funny, but they’re not. –JB

Let’s all just lean-nap against this raft. –Jordan A.

Do the LDS have something against sandwiches? -John

No. The pioneers ate sandwiches. Made of sand and pain. –Phil

Look at this amazing fan in this magazine, that blows air without a fan blade. –Phil

Pretty soon they’ll have lasers. –Jordan A.

I love how Micah has an earpiece that goes to nothing. –Kristen

Rotate all tires. –Phil

Will you guys hurry back for lunch? And try not to look directly at Micah. –Phil

Because it’s my birthday, I think everyone should bend over and . . I’m not going to finish that sentence. –Todd

Code word is barnacle. –Phil

You and your emotions. –Phil

Sophia, can you cover me with chemicals? -Phil

This is your big break. You’ll be the next Napoleon Dynamite of Utah. –Brandon

Can you see us in the tall weeds of truth? -Phil

You should definitely go into acting, because I could totally tell there was no towel. –Stephen

I like your knees, Gary. –Amanda

Whoa. You’re married. –Gary

Are we still talking about this? -Spencer

I think we’re all the same. Whether we grow or shrink, we’re still the same person. –Spencer

In 15 minutes, you’ll get 2 marshmallows. –Stephen

I don’t want 2 mallows, I want dinner! I’ve had 3 bags already, and I’m still starving. –Bree

I want 10, right now! -Bree

I’m so un-awkward. –Micah

That would be cool if we all went to set yesterday with “For Robbing the Dead” on our foreheads. –Stephen

Yesterday, or tomorrow? -Shiloh

Oh, right. –Stephen

Hahaha! Oh, mother! -Spencer

Did I ask you to taste the rainbow? -David