Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Body Parts

Jean Baptiste is ready. It is Pretty Boy Floyd that is not. JB

The food here’s been perfect for keeping my pants fitted. –John


What’s that smell? -Amanda

It could be anything. –Bree


Piles of dead bodies! My favorite. –Mel


Can I use that Sharpie, or can I not use it? -Sophia


You need to feed your womb-muscles. –David


Nice try, Freeman. Tom


Potato down! -John


Follow your heart. –Tom


Should we do something about this bug bite? He got bit by a dragon. –Phil


If you got a ton of worms in your body, couldn’t you just gorge yourself? Dude, I want a worm! -David


I just like to talk to you. Derek

You never talk to me. Byron

I LIKE to TALK to you. Derek


You can take your shirt off now. –JB

Careful. Derek’ll start untucking his. Phil


Do I like boys or do I like girls? I don’t even know anymore, since watching Derek with that steady cam. –Tom


You look like you’re sitting on a butt. Amanda


Grab a butt. David


I will hit you in the face. –Tom


Abs have magical powers that include making women melt at the knees. –Mel

And sounding like washboards. –Gary


This is our garbage, damn it! -Ephraim


Look at these lips. Tell me they’re not good for kissing. –Phil


Hips! -Jordan A. (­­5 minutes after a conversation ended about what boys like about girls)


Back when Lauren was black. Jennie


Shh! -Asia

It! -JB


Trapeze. Cue doves. Action on fairies. Cue Spencer. -Tom

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