Jean Baptiste is ready. It is Pretty Boy Floyd that is not. –JB
The food here’s been perfect for keeping my pants fitted. –John
What’s that smell? -Amanda
It could be anything. –Bree
Piles of dead bodies! My favorite. –Mel
Can I use that Sharpie, or can I not use it? -Sophia
You need to feed your womb-muscles. –David
Nice try, Freeman. –Tom
Potato down! -John
Follow your heart. –Tom
Should we do something about this bug bite? He got bit by a dragon. –Phil
If you got a ton of worms in your body, couldn’t you just gorge yourself? Dude, I want a worm! -David
I just like to talk to you. –Derek
You never talk to me. –Byron
I LIKE to TALK to you. –Derek
You can take your shirt off now. –JB
Careful. Derek’ll start untucking his. –Phil
Do I like boys or do I like girls? I don’t even know anymore, since watching Derek with that steady cam. –Tom
You look like you’re sitting on a butt. –Amanda
Grab a butt. –David
I will hit you in the face. –Tom
Abs have magical powers that include making women melt at the knees. –Mel
And sounding like washboards. –Gary
This is our garbage, damn it! -Ephraim
Look at these lips. Tell me they’re not good for kissing. –Phil
Hips! -Jordan A. (5 minutes after a conversation ended about what boys like about girls)
Back when Lauren was black. –Jennie
Shh! -Asia
It! -JB
Trapeze. Cue doves. Action on fairies. Cue Spencer. -Tom

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