The Worm, or, the Last Day of Filming

Sometimes my mouth opens and things come out. I cannot control it. –JB

You’re Poke-along-ahontas right now. –JB

You fix the things that need fixing, and then more things break. –JB

Tell Will to run like Forrest. –MarSchelle

It sags kinda low. –David

You know what I would like? Steak and eggs. –JB

Who wouldn’t right now? -Jordan

I don’t think that man takes the costume off. Ever. -Will

What happens if lightning hits the Red? -John

It turns all your footage magical. –Derek

It’s in my other pants. –Todd

I’m thirsty, and I have to go to the bathroom. My favorite combination. –John

Everyone cheer in your hearts a little that we’re getting a new Ranger. Which should be here soon. And it’s bringing towels! Which can be eaten. –Phil

Could I get a PA to just put under it? -JB

What would James Cameron do? -John

Go get warm. –Tom

I’m all wet. –Shiloh

Go up a creek. –Phil

This isn’t very fun. –JB

He changed his mind. You are useless. –JB

Row and cough, row and cough. That’s all I do. –John

Apparently, you were dancing. –JB

How did you know that? -Todd

I hear you had too much coke. –JB

Craft service, floating by on a raft. That is cool. –JB

It’s string cheese, not rope cheese! -Jordan A.

Ayayay! I’m a wimp! You girls are BAD TO THE BONE! -JB

Can’t you just float on the water?! -John

Can’t you just do it right?! -JB

Don’t touch me! You’re cold. –Mel

Father, it’s cold. Please warm it up a bit. –Jordan A.

Are there Rice Krispies over there? Can I have, like, 4? -David

I hurt in really uncomfortable places. –Micah

Did you sunscreen your face? -Mel

No. –David

Good, cuz you’re fried. –Mel

If the last shot of the day is the martini, would this be the empty bottle? -JB

This is the worm. –Tom

You’re either very talented, or not so bright. –John

Don’t marry Babetta honey, please. –Courtney

Well, generally, students don’t marry their grandparents anymore. –Tom

We got no box to put the picture in. –Tom

Don’t make that face! -Tom

What? This is my face. –Byron

You’re going at too slow a pace. –Amanda

I like this pace. I earned this pace. -John