Monday, January 3, 2011

PARTY HOUSE!

Oh my word! It's like. . . -Asia
Ball pit angels! Ball pit angels! -Bree

We had a lot of fun before you got in the car, and we had a different kind of fun when you got in the car. -Felicia

I heard giggling. -Phil

Hey. Hey hair-head. -Phil

I feel like I attract people. -Spencer

Stop. Stop doing that. -Phil

Uh, no more mercy. -Phil

Not all of us are that long. -Melanie

Why is there a fire extinguisher in the bedroom? -Derek

First focus has to be grabbing the paddle. -Derek

Guys! I just saw Tom in his pajamas! -Phil

Ok, guys, if I'm out, you're all out. -Derek

My appendages aren't that long. -Melanie

Lobs of love. -Everyone
It may remind you of globs of love. -Derek

So, we have to be locked in a house with the opposite gender. -Felicia

Shiloh's doing that on purpose. Did you see her? -Derek

Ok, no more Mr. Mercy. Everyone's gunning for Shiloh! -Derek

When did Spencer magically transform into you? -Felicia

I don't mind the movie, I just hate the soundtrack. With a passion! -David

Let's come make quotes. -Gary
Oh, they're gonna make cute little quotes. -Felicia

Um, Gary, I don't think I like that. -Micah

Are we all gonna beat the crap out of each other over who gets the remote? -Micah
Heck yes! -Felicia

I think I might actually fall asleep. -Spencer
I know. That's the problem with lying on a couch. -Jennie

I need stuff. -Spencer
Well, we all have needs, Spencer. -Felicia

It was kind of like pedophilia sensual. -Felicia

That was not an invitation. -Spencer
To WHAT? -Felicia
I don't know. Don't most seductional things have to be an invitation? -Spencer
Not if they're any good. -Felicia

Can I just say something? You know how everyone always asks who wants to be the big spoon or the little spoon? When spooning? Well, they're the same size. Think about it - spoons fit together best when they're the same size. So it's more like who wants to be the front spoon or the back spoon. -Felicia
But, it's the idea of one spoon encompassing the other. -Gary
But they're the same size! -Felicia

Shiloh, I just realized. You are wearing a very large hoop earring. -Felicia

Shiloh, I just realized. I feel very intimidated by you. Like I can't say what I really want to. -Gary
I'm starting to have that effect on people. -Shiloh

Is David still over there pantless? -Felicia
Yes. -Spencer
Ok, you can look now. -David

Ow! -Felicia
Shh! -Gary

I think this is the first time I've massaged someone's feet that I've gotten every toe to crack. -Gary

Please don't sing that while you're massaging my feet. -Felicia

You know what would creep me out? Someone who looked like me massaging my feet. -Gary

We just played woosy-ball and dinked 'em. -Tom

K, I'm done talking. -Tom

Us boys need our pillow-talk. -Chris

Todd, you look like a ninja! -Gary
I was thinking the exact same thing! -Felicia

Shiloh wants to play. -Derek
Shiloh is in a dress. She does not want to play. -Shiloh
I'm in a dress shirt. -David
Vast difference. -Shiloh

What are we praying about? -Felicia
Images. -Melanie

I'm TWITCHY, MELANIE!! -Shiloh

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