Art Meeting

We need to start this meeting. My name is Phil, and I'm an alcoholic. -Phil
Hi Phil. -Art dept.

She wishes she could be here. -Phil

Do you ever get sick of period accuracy jokes? -Phil

I don't know what we'll prune. We'll prune the beach. -Jenny

We need a life ring. It's like the fire extinguisher of the sea. -Phil

Can we buy fat velcro? The fattest velcro in the world? -Jenny

I have this uncontrollable urge to light something on fire. -
Does it need to be confiscated? -
No. *snatching away lighter* -

Everyone's minds would be blown if you could write sounds. -Todd

*singing* Salty towel. -Todd
You just like saying things. -Bree
It's true. I do like saying things. -Todd

Hemp in the prairie grass rope? Really? -Bree

Noodles are our friend. -Felicia

Noodles! -Todd

I don't know. I'm making that up. -Phil

They make it sound really scary. -Jenny
It's because you're girls. -Phil
I take offense at that. -Felicia

I think the theater person in me was like, 'It only has to fall apart once, right?' -Felicia

We can take his idea, and then take the naive version of the idea, which will be so much simpler. -Felicia

Jenny is your fearless, fearless leader. -Phil

If any of you guys are single, looking for someone to hook up with, come talk to me. Cuz I have really good advice about that. -Phil

Will you guard me against anything Todd might do? -Asia