First Day on Antelope

The spectacularness of this is amazing. -Tom

I don't think it's gay. I think it's pure awesomeness. Awesomenosity, as we say. -Courtney

I only like to film on cold days. -Nathan

I just have an awkward shaped head. -Nathan
Who told you that? You do not. -Gavin
Every girl I ever loved. -Nathan
How many girls have you loved? -Amanda
Whoa! You do not want to know that. -Gavin

She is off. Off like a prom dress. -Nathan

I dance like a white guy with two left feet. -Nathan

I wish I was a 20 year old woman from Australia. -Nathan
With red hair. -Bree

Where did you get those pants? -Bree
He stole them from a dead Japanese guy. -Micah
After I baptized him. -Gary

The bugs found me. And proceeded to eat me. -Bryce

It's his thinking lips. -Melanie

You look like a French sailor in that top. -Bryan

Can we all stop being annoying a-holes right now? -Derek

This is what we choose to do with our life. -Tom

Gary, your shorts are really short. -Sophia
Really? -Gary
They look pretty conservative to me. -Bree

You knew what I was saying, meanie-face. -Joey

What are you looking at? -Bill
Dead things. -Todd

I'm like a virus. An infection. -Sophia
Just stay over there in quarantine. -Joey

We could scrape it off the rafts. I know it's just sand, but it's good roughage, right? -Joey

Melanie, you look like you're not wearing pants. -Stephen
I'm not wearing pants. -Mel
I thought you would have realized what kind of shoot this is by now. -Bree

Stupid is as stupid does, so let's go get dedicated. -Joey

A&W's the best. -Shiloh
If you're a corporate whore. -Todd
Are you calling me a whore? -Shiloh
o_O -Todd

I don't mind people calling me a whore to my face, it's behind my back that bothers me. -Shiloh
I'll call you a whore to your face any day. -Bree

I'm expecting to be blown away by this beverage. -Bree

I guess men find shoulders really sexy. -Sophia
Yeah. -Joey
Really? -Bree
Yeah. -Joey
I don't understand that. Are you sure? -Bree
For the third time, yes. Men find shoulders attractive. -Joey

One time, I was a turd. . . -Todd
One time? -Micah

He wants to swap spit with you. Via avocado. -Melanie

I have no desire to put pants on. It's a problem. -Melanie

I just wanna be dry again. -Babetta

Something's wrong with Stephen. -Sophia
Stop looking at me. -Stephen
Stephen, do you need some happy water? -Todd

Is there a point to nutritional facts on water? -Todd

Look what you did to my brain. You took a song, and you glued it and stucked it. . . -Todd

The word thingy should probably be banned from the English language. -Todd

There's an awful lot of hugging going on over there. -Joey

I just had a weird thought. -Todd
That's not really surprising. -Shiloh
What if instead of shaking hands, people stand-spooned when they met? -Todd

It was a really funny commercial. -Joey
You don't know that. -Bree
I laughed. -Joey

You could be worse. You could be British. -Bree

You spank hard! -Sophia

It's like someone turned her off. -Melanie
Turn her back on! -Jennie

I just want some suspenders. -Jennie

Did anyone wear sunblock today? -Bill

I wanna go back to Cambodia real bad right now. I wanna go back real bad so I can be a real boy. -Todd

Todd, stop it. You're making the ground all gross. -Jordan
It's already wet. -Todd
You ruined it! -Bree

I can't help it - it just wants to float! -Melanie

That water's gonna be a little bit nip. -Jenny
That's oddly appropriate. -Melanie