Last Day at Utah Lake

Do you ever feel like your name is a sentence? -Phil
No. -Wyatt

You're like a 3 year old! -Steven
You threw ants at me! -Wyatt

Your doodle-sides are not for me. -JB

I have to doodle a lot today. -Amanda
Is that a code for something? -JB

Sometimes I just want to spank you. -JB

You made that hill your bitch! All the other cars were like, 'Uhh. . .I can't make it,' but yours was all, 'You are mine.' -Bree

Wow, there's a lot of tongue action over there. . . -Jenny, referencing the cows

Tara, pop that trunk and show them what you got! -Jessica

Tom loves that smeary. -Phil

At least we don't have to stop for the helicopter today. -Tom

I was checking your butt out. -Tom

Is that the garbage bag? -Bryan
Yeah. -Sophia
Is there room for me in there? -Bryan

So, I kinda have this secret desire to hear you sing 'Single Ladies' with the accent and the outfit. With the dance. -Felicia
I understand. I have my own fetishes. -JB

I'm sorry. I totally brain faded for a moment there. -Tom

Heeeeere's JEAN-NY! -JB

I'm not pregnant. Or nursing. -Will

The camera guys might yell at you. -Phil
Tell them I dare them to. -JB

Can I get some pre-chewed gummi worms? And then can you put them in my mouth, like a bird? -Gary

Spencer's like, everybody's little boy. -David

I need a stand-in. -Phil
What?! Do I not look good enough? Am I too fat? -Tom

Reprimand me? What the beep? -Tom

Just like my cat. Always whining about unimportant things. -Phil

If there was no wind, I wouldn't have anything on. Naked as a jaybird. Just me in my birthday suit. -Derek

Yeah, it's gonna be great. We're gonna have 'For Robbing the Dead' happy meals with little Jean Baptiste toys. . .'For Robbing the Dead the Musical' is our next endeavor. Then, of course, 'For Robbing the Dead on Ice'. . . -Bill

Derek, I cannot believe you jumped that! -Byron

Did a man give you a hickey? -Felicia
On the forehead? -Gary

Actually, he was trying to make out with a dude. -Felicia

I definitely like beat up by a girl the best. -Felicia

Yay mud swallows! -Tom
You swallow mud, but you're classier than your name. -Phil

Is that a celebratory nosebleed? -David
Yes. -Derek
Do you put petroleum jelly up there? -Amanda
No. I'm not a doughnut. -Derek

You have a huge bite on your face. -Phil
You told me I didn't have one! -Asia
It didn't show up til now. -Todd

Now we're headed to Antelope Island, otherwise known as Hell. -Phil

It has a jungle gym? -Phil
That's where I'm gonna be the whooooole time. -Derek

I don't know where that came from. -Todd

Derek's been shunned. -Kristen

Derek got the crying award. -Tom
It's because I was acting. -Derek
It's because you're a girl. -David
I'll show you right now if you want. -Derek

Don't you guys wish you had someone to make out with right now? -Phil

Watch out for your blood. -Phil

My legs are like shocks. -Todd