Rainy Day in the Canyon

Way to break the movie, Bree. -Courtney

Cones just help everybody know what to do. -Phil

I have awful things to say about that, so I'm not going to say anything. -Tom

Is that your defroster? -Tom
I've actually never seen that button. -Phil

I think Derek's a chauvinist pig. -Tom

You can see the party happening over there. Look at the windows fogging up. -Derek

It's like memory foam. It's sleep number, on the ceiling! -Felicia

Look, it's the gayest kid on set! -James

Stephen, did you bring the Nutella? -Shiloh
Yeah. -Stephen
Will you marry me? -Shiloh
. . . Have some gummies. -Stephen

There is nothing you can't act with a limp and a lisp. -Sean

Where ya gonna put the stick? -Stephen
Right up it. -Jessica

Beautiful place. Beautiful crew. -Tom

If you prayed for this, say a little prayer of gratitude. -Phil
For what, the sun or the rain? -Shiloh
If you prayed for the rain, you can just leave. -Phil
Say a prayer of repentance, you blasphemer. -Felicia

I think Ron's louder than your megaphone. -Felicia
Crap. Thanks a lot, duller image. -Phil

I say we all just run down there and beat him to death. -Tom

That was a premature bang. -Kristen

Everyone take a grape please. -Stephen
What's wrong with them? -Shiloh
They're filled with laxatives. And I don't want anymore laxative grapes. -Stephen

Please don't breathe into the mike like a creep. -Phil

Felicia! You're such a creeper! -Jennie

I lost my galosh. -Felicia

Oh, poor you in your shorts. -Babetta
I have something positive to say! At least there's less pant to get wet. -Felicia

Goin' on a cruise, gotta look good with my shirt off. -Phil

Hey girls! And LeGrand. -Phil

Jessica! You're the patriarch in this car - pick someone to pray. -Jennie
I'm not a patriarch, I'm a matriarch. -Jessica
We don't have a patriarch. The only testosterone in this car just left. -Babetta

Hey magical bus of fun, we're ready for you. -Phil

Fenton Quinn is a hobbit. -Babetta

There's a lot of cold out there. -Jennie

I don't want to waste water. Or garbage. -Felicia

I think I knew a Hawaiian girl named that. -Phil

Well, in that case, good. -Phil
In the case of Ron's son being a Hawaiian girl? -Felicia
Yes. -Phil

I love me a good chick bunny. -Jennie

I love the rain. It's just massaging my brain to sleep. -Brandon

I love horses! -Tom

That one's kind of the Beyonce of the group. -Phil

Smoke is fire that's not hot enough. -Tom

You guys know I can hear everything you say, right? -Bryan
Ha ha! I said something nice. The rest of you are busted. -Tom

It is now approaching the chicken. Not in grotesqueness, but in pathetic-ness. -Tom

That's TFU. -A. Todd
I don't know what that means. -Felicia

I am the one with the wilderness. -A. Todd

There's nothing like peeing yourself. -A. Todd

You guys can go get all horsed up. -Tom

I think, secretly, Rone Clawson wants to be Henry Heath, but he keeps getting in trouble. -Chris

Are we done? -Sophia
I think that Tom just likes clapping. -Bree