Goshen Canyon

I'm so good at stunts. Stunts and special effects, that's my middle name. -Tom

People, I'm gonna get you all. For littering. -Melanie

Derek's dumb. For such a smart guy, you're really dumb. -Tom

Film is just so cool some of the time. All the time. -Kristen

I lost the gun again. -Alex

Have I shown ya how to . . . this thing? -Bryan

I'm not spending $40 on a girl unless I'm getting something out of it. And I'm not talking a smile and a hug. -Gary Reimer

I judge people by their movie choices. -Bree

So, basically, pickup lines aren't about brain, they're about brawn? -Brandon
Yeah. -Felicia

Oh look, now I'm down on your level. -Bree

No one told me there was a freaking bridge! -Bree

I'm not sorry at all. In fact, I wish worse things had happened. -Tom

I love running with scissors. Now my feet are wet. I hate movies. -Tom

Let's do it again, Tom. If you care. -Phil
I don't care. -Tom

Derek's drunk again. As usual. -Tom

We've torn out more crotches in this film . . . -Tom

That was not making fun, that was love. -Derek

Let's all make out, and then we can go home. -Alex

I make awkward noises when I'm happy. -Melanie

Fenton kinda looks like one of the grandmas from my film right now. -Phil

I gave up all my morals to get a few more dollars in tips. -Melanie

It's true. I'm a cheap pirate wench. -Melanie

This film has ruined my nails. -Bree

Cue the wind. And the rain. -Bill

I need my criticism-phone. -Phil

Standby for lube. That's not a joke. -Phil

We're having audio issues. -Bill
What issues? -Tom
There is a train. -Bill
What was that? I can't hear you over the train. -Tom

So addicted. -Phil

If you don't want them to bug you, you need to wear more clothes. -Melanie
More clothes? But it's hot . . . earlier. -Stephen

What starts today? -Felicia
Your mom. -Melanie

I wonder how many of today's tans are gonna wash off when people get home? -Melanie

Oh, poppycock. -Babetta
Don't use such language, Babetta. -Bree

You don't really want it, but deep down you're saying, "I want SUGAR!" -Bree

Let's just have a plane write a big sign in the sky that says, "SHUT UP!" -Melanie

How are your pants holding up Heath? -Phil
Actually, they're doing great. -John

He's a little guy . . . but he scares the jumpy out of me. -Jordan

It's a Wyatt head! -Kristen

Do you have any arms to spare? -Kristen

If you could tell Hobbes to smile a little bigger, that'd be great. -Phil