Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Windy Hill

Eww, I touched it! -Amanda
Don't touch it! It's gooey. -Shiloh
That's what she said. -JB

What it is made for and what it is good for can be two different things. -JB

Lights. -JB
Camera. -Nathan
Action. -Shiloh
Lots and lots of action. -JB

Nathan, do you have to pee again? -Amanda
No. . .oh. Yes. Yes I do. -Nathan

I've got some bloody paper towels here. Are they yours? -Steven
I honestly don't know, but you're good to go ahead and chuck them. -Shiloh
How would I go about doing that? I don't have a DNA lab or anything nearby to take them to. -Steven
I said chuck them, dear boy, not check them. Throw them away. -Shiloh
Oh. -Steven

We've got a bogey coming into base camp.

My whose is what? -JB

Two I's make a we. In Texas. -JB
Anywhere. -Amanda

Would you like to be alone with your stench? -Amanda

Jordan, quick! I need some grapes and a palm frond. -JB
I don't even know what the 2nd thing you said is. -Jordan

It's time for you to go to your mark. -Phil
Not until I get my grapes and my palm frond. -JB

Do you see Todd running down the hill like he's in an Enya music video? -Phil

I can't take my eyes off your crotch.
It's like the words on the butts of girls pants. You just can't look away.

It's my bucket. You can't have it. -Tom

Brandon Sanderson's so hot right now. So hot. -Joey

How 'bout the next thing you guys do is roll down the hill. -Carrie
We'll get wet, then roll down the hill. -Ephraim

This is gonna be my water bush. -Ben

Do you want me to do some pole-dancing? -Gary

NO! -David
Do you know how that makes me feel? -Bryan
NO! -David

Just to clarify, the small boat is the big boat. -Felicia

I feel like Pocahontas. -Bree

Guys, I don't actually like wearing girls' clothes. -David

How do you know this? -JB
I just know things. -Carrie

That's what cows do all day. They're just video game addicts, except with their stomachs. -Brandon

The universe just makes a little more sense now. -Bree

By unload the shack, I mean unload the handcart-thingy. -Todd

Oh no. That was the T-Rex. -Phil

Is my voice really windy right now? -Phil

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