Monday, May 31, 2010

Sexton's Quarters

Do we have a couple missiles in stock? -Phil
Yeah. We can shoot 'em down. -Tom

Phil, where's your megaphone? -Kristen

Holy cow man. The people in my head will not stop talking. -Spencer

Kristen, would you rather take a bath in melted chocolate or melted cheese? -Phil
What?!? That is inappropriate. You are married! -Tom

There's Joel again . . . whom I want to marry secretly. -Tom

You have a leaf in your hair. -Sophia
Please get it out of me. -Tess

There's a cup in the background. -Derek
Ohh. Was it there the whole time? -Tom
No, it was popping in and out. -Phil

I love whispering to people in the same room. -Phil

Can you put that uh . . . that clappy thing in front of him? -Phil

Thanks for the reminder. -Todd
Thanks for the friendship. -Phil
I think it's called Gulf War bombing scope. -Phil

I think we should play hide and seek on the way down to the cemetery.
*excited nods from surrounding group*
I'll be hiding down in the grave. Oh! I shouldn't have said that! -Tom

What is that awful stench? Oh. It's my flesh. -Jack

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